Ivory speaking up for all the women of America:

“No More!”

(More pics below)

For this bra & panties match for the championship Lita’s wearing a blue t-shirt and baggy trousers over her noticeable golden thong. Trish is wearing a black top and frivolous short shorts. She looks somewhat bloated tonight. Lack of training, or is she ill?

The ladies go back and forth before Trish rips off Lita’s top and chokes her with it. Lita’s a jumbo-sized gold bra (and during and after the match she’ll continuously paying attention to her cleavage, examining and feeling her boobs). Lita reverses position and chokes Trish out before throwing her to the mat, then goes for a whip. Trish reverses it but Lita counters with a huricanrana and removes Trish’s top. Trish comes back with a suplex and goes for a bulldog but Lita counters with a back suplex. Eventually, Lita climbs the ropes, cameras focused on her cleavage as she bends over, and launches herself for the moonsault. She rips Trish’s shorts off to retain. The fans erupt as the blonde bombshell is left in the smallest bra and thong imaginable.

Lita celebrates her win but gets cut off when the Right to Censor make their way out to the stage. Steven Richards gets on the mic. “The World Wrestling Federation should be ashamed for what they just presented in this very ring! You women should be ashamed of yourselves for participating in such a demeaning expedition…exhibition! … Most of all, you people should be ashamed for cheering them on! And by the looks on your faces, you enjoy what you’re seeing? Those women do not belong in the World Wrestling Federation…but there is one woman who does. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest member of the Right to Censor…IVORY.”

And out she comes, dressed like the schoolteacher from “Little House on the Prarie” in a white collared blouse and a long black skirt. Her sleek low ponytail accentuates the fine features.

“Thank you, Steven,” Ivory says. “I have seen the light. Thanks to Steven Richards and the Right to Censor, I am – have been helped to realise what I have always known in my heart…that I am a woman, and I enjoy being a woman. But, ladies, we have been jaded! We have been led to believe that low-cut blouses, with breasts billowing out, is sexy! We have been led to believe that short, tight skirts that expose the mid-to-upper thigh is what men wanna see! Well that is totally unacceptable! REAL men – they wanna see real women.” (Audible fan: Take your shirt off!) “They want to know real women for the real beauty they truly possess inside – not on the outside. Look at the two of you! You’ve not only been stripped of your clothing, but you’ve been stripped of your pride! It’s just not right, and you know what? I am here to speak up for all the women of America. The World Wrestling Federation has not been responsible enough in censoring such activities, so I, as a woman, am speaking up for all of you women out there, and I say NO MORE.” All five raise arms at the top of the stage as Trish and Lita give looks.

Ivory then takes her place among the RTC as Lita and Trish watch in disbelief.